1. upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    (via welcometothelandofdead)

     
  2. tigermisu:

    There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

    (via welcometothelandofdead)

     
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  4. tablespoons:

    “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

    (Source: jesuschristvevo, via welcometothelandofdead)

     

  5. justbeencumberbatched:

    lesbian-songbirds:

    If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

    im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

    (Source: ditchtheworldd, via joeyjoe69)

     
  6. dangervvank:

    "what music are you into?"
    "i like this! it’s very grown up…"

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
     
  7. dammitrussellwhy:

    Toothless, in watercolor on disposable bamboo plate. Finally saw HTTYD 2 and…wow i loved it

    (via senashenta)

     
  8. 10knotes:

    In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

    (Source: rumoko, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  9. tylerslittleshit:

    tylerslittleshit:

    english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

    everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

    (via welcometothelandofdead)

     
  10. stylinson-ofabitch:

    givedeanwinchesterhispie:

    tabiisprecious:

    onthesideoftheotters:

    joshsux:

    nicki in the background 

    oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

    does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

    it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

    PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY

    (via colour-suar)

     

  11. peniscruncher:

    dusknoirs:

    who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

    the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

    (Source: daftvunk, via colour-suar)

     
  12. spacephantom:

    taboop:

    iridessence:

    the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist

    send an ambulance I’m dying

    WHATS HAPPENING

    (Source: maplesuhtori, via colour-suar)

     
     

  13. jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (Source: fullmetaljackit, via colour-suar)

     
  14. mosquii:

    mosquii:

    mosquii:

    hey could you pass me one of those snoods

    liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

    ENOUgh

    (via colour-suar)

     

  15. ceesquatch:

    when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

    (via colour-suar)